I was totally going to use this space to talk about the wedding gowns I just looked at on the WeddingChannel.com site. Like most females, I enjoy looking at wedding gowns. I think it’s genetic, yk? Comes with that girl chromosome. But I can’t do that because WeddingChannel.com, the site that wants you to rely on them for all your Wedding Ideas wants me to register before I can see a single gown. That really makes me angry. I can buy wedding favors, I can shop for registry items and I can even look at invitations without registering. Consider this my formal complaint!

Dear WeddingChannel.com
Please let me in. By the hair of my chinny-chin-chin, I want to see that dress that looked like it was spun with icing! Please!
Sincerely,
Cass