sticks, beads and strings
make wonderful, beautiful things

Some People Just Talk Too Much

Especially about stuff that’s none of their business!

Aunt 1: What have you done?
Me: Been blessed!
Aunt 1: You need to cut that willy-whacker off!
Me: If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Aunt 2: Are you pregnant again?
Me: Yes ma’am.
Aunt 2: You need to tell him to tie a knot in that thing.
Me: If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Uncle1: Maybe those 2 deacons were the only ones with courage enough to confront the issues.
Me: No, it was 2, only 2.

Note: Uncle 1 does not even live in this town.

And a Happy Thanksgiving to you, too. You know what’s happy? I don’t have to see any of them again until Christmas.

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